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    Paul-H
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    Some pearls of wisdom

    A Man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

    A Passionate kiss, Is like a spiders web, leads to undoing of fly.

    Its Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    A Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    A Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.

    A Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

    A Man who runs in front of a car gets tyred,

    A man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    A Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    A Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

    A Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    A Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    A Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    A Man who fishes in another man’s well often catch crabs.

    Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . .

    A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

    Paul

    #37343
    Lauren
    Keymaster

    Hahahaha!! These are brilliant Paul. Thanks for the laugh – I really need it at the moment ;-))

    Doodah x

    ps Is it ok to nick them?

    #37345
    Paul-H
    Participant

    All the best ones have been nicked many times, so help yourself.

    Paul

    #37344
    Lauren
    Keymaster

    Cheers Paul x

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